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"I’m totally masculine," I tell myself as I sit here with my Neverfull Louis Vuitton bag, sipping on a grande caramel frappuccino, cutting up my Caesar salad and listening to "Cover Girl" by Ru Paul.

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I must have flowers, always, and always.

— Claude Monet (via rainysundaysandcoffee)

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Some girl just taught the class how to change a diaper and she put pudding in the diaper and I can’t stop laughing.

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If it is right, it happens — The main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away.

— John Steinbeck, on Falling in Love: A 1958 Letter (via whatalovelythought)

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If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.

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penisbomb:

That awkward moment when you find out your town has an active KKK group..

Or pack a batch of fresh chocolate chip cookies and offer it as a token of friendship. End racism now

That sounds like an excellent idea. I’ll get right on that. I’ll be sure to make them double chocolatey as well because chocolate does the body good.

Those KKK members will then eat the most delicious cookies in their life and welcome my black ass with open arms and there will be no more racism left in their body. It’ll all be replaced with chocolatey goodness.

You’re a genius.

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People who were meant to be together will always find their way back to each other. They make detours in life but they are never lost

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